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A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker are captured by a fierce
tribe. The chief approaches them and says, 'The bad news is that now
that we've caught you, we're going to kill you and then use your skins to
build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die.'

The Frenchman says, 'I take ze poison.' The chief gives him some poison,
the Frenchman says, 'Vive la France!' and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, 'A pistol for me, please.' The chief gives him a
pistol, he points it at his head, says, 'God save the queen!' and blow

The New Yorker says, 'Gimme a fork.' The chief is puzzled, s his brains
out.

The New Yorker says, 'Gimme a fork.' The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs
and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing
himself all over-the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There's
blood gushing out all over, it's horrible.

The chief is appalled, and screams, 'What are you doing???'

The New Yorker looks at the chief and laughs, 'So much for your canoe!'

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